Cavil

CAVIL

- verb (used without object)

1. to raise irritating and trivial objections; find fault with unnecessarily (usually followed by “at” or “about”).

- verb (used with object)

2. to oppose by inconsequential, frivolous, or sham objections.

- noun

3. a trivial and annoying objection.

4. the raising of such objections.

Various cavils
Are invoked
In short: I suck.